hey guys,
for some reason most people have days that are all different buuutttt my seem to always be the same (crazy, I know). I always seem to have this routine in my life which seems to be on repeat it usually goes like this:
wake up
get dressed
try and do my hair as best as I can (can never get my hair tight enough in a ponytail)
brush my teeth
get a glass of orange juice
grab my bag
grab my keys
and then head out for the day
I somehow always end up in down walking around minding my own business and then all of a sudden go flying onto my face (ouch!).....sooo embarrassing....I recover from the fall whilst everyone stares, points and laughs so I now have to walk around the entire town centre with people knowing that i'm the girl who fell flat on her face (not the best start to my days). I then always seem to find myself outside a bookshop just randomly looking in the window staring at all the good books that are on display (ohhh..how i could just buy them all).....then i snap back in to reality and just wander around until i find myself near a coffee shop... ohh what the heck fifteen minute coffee break can't hurt...i always order my usual a frozen mocha not hot coffee i know what some of you might be thinking ("ew how can you drink cold coffee") but the truth is i can't stand hot coffee....anyway after my little coffee break i wander once more round town and then find that i left my bag in the coffee shop i sprint back to go find it to notice it's gone but to my luck the store assistant managed to keep it behind the counter...Phew that was good luck.
after the mad rush of running to my bag and tripping over in public i then walk back home to find i have no house key...so i have to climb the garden fence what worse can that do and of course i climb the fence not realising my dress is caught on a nail, i jump off the fence and then of course my whole dress rips of....OMG i'm in my bra and knickers in my garden i quickly run to the back door and luckly it's open i quickly open it and run to my room to put on some new clothes and of course i put the new clothes on and then go an retrieve my dress that is now entirely ripped :(.
i sit on my bed and just read a book that always makes me feel better but to my extent i then have a message off my boyfriend asking me to meet him at his house (Great a 6 mile trek to the otherside of Newport after my embarrassing moment in town) so here i go walking to his house....i get to his house spend a couple of hours with him and his family and i didn't notice the time...crap i had to be home at 6 to let my sisters in it is now 8.30pm i grab my bag give a quick kiss to my boyfriend and just run all the way to my house to find my mum standing at the door angry
i go to bed feeling tired upset message my boyfriend saying "i love you, going to go sleep, don't want to talk tonight due to the embarrassment moment in town and my mum being angry i promise to talk in the morning, night,,, xxx" so i close my eyes and dream of the nice pink colourful fluffy clouds (just kidding i just went to sleep)
that is typically how everyday goes i have literally been through 21 dresses so far this year and at least the entire town knows me by "the girl who trips over her own feet" i am a walk of shame in my town
going offline now......see you soooonnn xxx
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